thatpaintedpony

I mostly hear statements like this when the topic of privileged equestrians comes up. The kind of people who board at a stable where turnout, feeding, mucking, etc is all taken care of, all of the owner does is come to the stable, tack up, ride, and then return the horse to the stall.

Or the kind that neglects things like proper feeding, turnout, etc because they only own a horse because they want to ride them.

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THE MAN FROM SNOWY RIVER (1982) dir. George T. Miller

The Horse Person is just someone who prefers horses to dogs or cats.

The Horse Guy likely has very obnoxious opinions on the animal.

The Horse Lady is wearing her third-favorite horse-themed sweatshirt right now because the other two are in the wash.

The Horse Gal inherited her father's farm and has done a full day's worth of work by 7am, you slack ass.

The Horse Man can't bring himself to say he's an "equestrian".

The Horse Woman is spoken of only in hushed tones and never after the sun has set.

The Horse Boy is BFFs with the Crow Boy Who Eats Plastic.

“Old things have strange hungers.” -Catherynne M. Valente

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