This is Shakespearian.

i’m going to shatter you like glass

#oh you love women??? name three of their albums

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

the plant has a question

Maybe the USWNT celebrated that World Cup win so damn hard because they knew Jill Ellis wasn’t coming back.

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.