I love miraculous ladybug

Severus: Professer Flitwick, you wouldn't punish me for something I didn't do, right? *bats his eyelashes*

Flitwick: no! Of course not!!!

Severus: Great! Because I didn't do my home work!

Flitwick:................Damn! 30 points to Slytherin for....clever use of wordplay.

Later like at 12:30 later

Lucius: why are we up 30 points?

Severus: *smirks* I didn't do my homework.

This is twisted and dark. I absolutely loved some parts and HATED others.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11547300

“"I bet you don't even have anxiety, do ya Parker?”

“Go away Flash.”

“No, I would bet actual money that you don't have anxiety? You're just faking it, aren't you, Parker?” Flash said accusingly.

“No, I'm not faking it, Flash. Just leave me alone.” Peter resigningly said. 

As Flash was harassing Peter, a crowd started to form. Unfortunately, Flash noticed it forming.

“Do you actually have it, Parker? Because, you lied about the Stark internship, so what else are you lying about, huh, Peter?”

A sort of calm rage came over Peter. It was Black Widowish. Aka TERRIFYING. 

“"Do you know what it's like?” Peter said. “Do you know what it's like to see your friends and family dissolve into ashes? To see them die in front of your eyes? To feel yourself fading away and not knowing what happens now?”

A lone tear ran down his cheek, as a normally bustling hallway is silent, letting him speak and listening in.

“To see yourself dissolving and not be able to say goodbye to all your friends and family? Do you know what it's like to DIE?!!” He whispers the last word, every one listening in.