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“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

Attempts to watch the new season of DTS have been hampered by the almost uncontrollable urge to flip off Christian Horner every time he's on screen

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Being a sports fan in the off-season is really just a constant cycle of “it’s so relaxing not having to worry about how my favorite team is performing” and “if I have to go another day without watching them, I’m going to jump out the window.”

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist