touch grace, get worm!

Come to Ordem Paranormal we have

toxic codependent doomed throuple with two enbies who are assholes

fucked up family relationships and the consequences of your relatives dying before you can solve the fucked up shit between you

the devil who is a cryptobro and a karen and a wet dog and a masochist sub and an awful teenager and a gangster with the hugest guilt complex ever

bill cipher but better and purple (and blue and green and pink and-)

accurate sibling fight (trying to cover the other in vomit)

potheads from the 90s inventing vlogging

hunger games

the tired and morally dubious and dad old man of all time

therapy dog

trans metaphor lesbian who killed her bully and peeled off the skin from her friend's back once

the killer from scream but they're nonbinary

adoption in the span of a day after knowing each other

scary shit i think monsterfuckers would like

catholic pseudo-priest with tattoos that vomits goo sometimes

more codependency

woman who is fucked up in the head and cant make a single interaction work out that hallucinates her dead secret third thing partner

vampires but scary

brasilsilsilsil

asmr from the very entity of knowledge in this plane of reality

The Office(TM) as aliens

women covered in blood

woman a little too obsessed with motherhood and normalcy and heteronormality after the loss of her daughter

end of the world

lots of queers

latino and brazilian representation since 99% of characters are brazilian cuz its a brazilian series

people who are tired and cant catch a fucking break

bad office management

doomed yuri x2

satisfying villain deaths/killing villains

fuckton of whump in every possible way

guy who is motorbiker and guitarist that looks like he'll kill you and then cry cuz a cow got hit name the cow Jennifer and then name his cat Jennifer after the cow

commiting a massacre with slippers on

existencial crisis

have i mentioned brazil yet

guy who passes a pipe through his throat for fun

Sex Is Real And Exists Officially

Paçoca.

lore that will make you go insane trying to understand wtf is going on

928399281929 plot twists

insane women and evil women and insane evil women

accurate teenager representation

dnd setting

cool af moments

identity crisis

being aware of horror movie tropes

grandma's boy x3

discussing over what to do with the corpse of a cow for 20 minutes

plenty of reasons to want to learn portuguese

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

dinocreatures (requests)

the gentleman vampire's evening routine