degeneracy hour

i genuinely believe there’s a right time to watch certain movies so sometimes i’ll wait and wait until i know.

i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

unmute

You only need to know one thing: meow.

If cars are so dangerous how come they always swerve to avoid me when I go hiking on the highway

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the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

not possible everyone’s seen scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed

Woke up wanting to buy a pink ps vita and dress like a gamer girl. I think it's my brain trying to find a way to cope.