The Shady J

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

Happy Pride

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

underwater caves are rated for diving according to how many loving spouses and kids the cave diver has waiting for them at home. they won't even let you go in some of the more dangerous ones unless you're twice married with an excellent relationship with your ex and multiple young dependent kids from both marriages

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong