The Shady J

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

don’t you hate when you’re driving and the car in front of you is soooo slow but then you pass them and you see that a snail was driving and you’re like “oh that makes sense now”

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

fourth most searched topic on superhero google is “non-homoerotic ways to carry my buddy since i have flying abilities and they don’t”

bridal carry? says it in the name. by the hands? that’s handholding. under the armpits? your hands are by their tits! fireman carry? ass right next to the face. piggyback? basically spooning. holding them by just one ankle? you’re going so far to not touch them it kind of makes you think why you care so much hmmm 👀

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world