Praise the sun

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

Easy Master Sword.

I just found out about this glitch this morning. I thought I dreamt it up. It was like, 2 am

What you gotta do is light up a bonfire next to the pedestal, look up at around the pink leaves, sit at the bonfire till morning, press A repeatedly until you pick up the sword. You can do it without 13 hearts! I have 10 here, but you can do this at any point as long as you can get a bonfire going.

Well...first off, you have to be Link.

The sword was specifically forged for him, and the only other person we ever see holding the sacred blade is Zelda, who has divine blood running through her.

If we take Wind Waker Link to not be...well, Link, then he has to prove himself to the Master Sword while it's too weak to resist him.

Second, you have to be up to the task, or the Master Sword takes matters into its own hands.

And occasionally, it has additional locks keeping it in place.

Finally...you have to show it that you’re going to use it correctly.

If you’ve ever messed up, if you’ve failed your destiny, then it becomes...fickle.

It DEMANDS experience.

It leaves if mishandled.

And it rejects an unsteady hand.

atla & tlok + text posts pt 3

GIVING PAST AVATAR A FACE PART F****ING 14

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.

Sorry about the crappy quality of the previous ones i uploaded. I fixed up my render settings for SFM and edited the rendered picture in my digital art program to make it pop.