A dream is a wish your heart makes

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

Snoop also coaches underprivileged kids football and takes a 6-month break from smoking every time he does so.

Warrior energy

vibe check! *ruins your dream journal*

i like how we as a society basically just reinvented hieroglyphics

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

THERE’S ART NOW???!?

one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.

me after one activia 

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall

#THIS IS CANON#no i do not take criticism#here comes the general#princess leia organa of alderaan first of her name savior of the galaxy and slayer of hutts

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website

Lizzo is a goddamn saint.