#tw vomit

uh I’m in the er. i threw up like 3 times after getting some severe bladder pain and i probably have a bladder distention due to retention + uremia is causing the delusions.

also uh. the two or three fics I’m finishing will be here. two of them are nsfw, one is sfw. I’ll put mature labels on the nsfw ones as always.

so today we had that aforementioned 2 hour appointment today, right? and during that time period the plan was for us to participate in 10 different tests that, apparently, will at the end determine wether we do or don't have adhd

this went mostly well for a little while, some of the tasks were almost fun even!

and then they had us do math

Sachaufgaben specifically, so stuff like "Steven has 9 pencils. He gives 4 to Maria. How many pencils does Steven have left?" except I wasn't even allowed to write it down or read it myself. they were also only allowed to read it out loud a total of two times. Anyways one we got to questions like "if Johann works 188 hours a week (<- impossible btw. unless he's a time player), how many hours will he have worked total in 5 months?" we suddenly got violently ill and had to tap out. didn't even make it to the next bathroom and just puked on the floor.

dude.