Matt Miller

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas

yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions

I was talking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché

you can talk about shane’s chaotic energy all you want but ryan steven bergara knows full well how much he gets scared shitless in these places but he still walks into them over and fucking over, dances on the stairs, orders pizza, BRINGS A OUIJA BOARD AND A RADIO HELL MACHINE AND A PLASTIC PISTOL FULL OF HOLY WATER, sleeps over, screams the walls down, then promptly tells the ghosts and demons to fuck off with A PEACE SIGN when he leaves the building again the next morning like jesus christ sir calm down