i am a keyblade master

Don’t use the GM’s name, instead just call them “The One Who Narrates”, said in a dramatic whisper

Call them “All-mighty GM” because they are and you should appreciate it.

so fun fact, my group has a long running joke of calling the GM the almighty god man.

They are The Storyteller, The Worldbuilder, The World Weaver and should be addressed as such

Call them Daddy

Please do not.

DM stands for Daddy Master

So, hey, I noticed my pure and good post has got unusually popular and let me just say,  these here dastardly shenanigans had better not be what’s behind that.

I LOVE THIS.

my favorite fucking photographs in this universe are people with full gaming rigs at fast food restaurants 

i am Distressed

it’s five in the fuc king morning and ive been staring at a wall for three hours trying to think of what this thing is called. it’s like. fuckin the greatest invention humanity has ever come up with and there like. bread sticks but they taste sweet and they’re more square

isn’t there like a country in the name too.. hungary cinnamon bread. great britain sticks. france bread

france bred france brad france bread france sticks francebreadsticks France France revolution

FRENCH TOAST STICKS

it’s so upsetting when you got a friend who only actually talks to you if the conversation is centered around them but then when you have something to say about things happening in your life they kinda just brush it off with one word replies or somehow make it about their self