Yeah

Shrek 2 really didn’t have to go off and make the best version of “I Need a Hero” in existence but fuck they sure did!! The flawless use of the dramatic orchestra including giving a pleasing interlude to show that the song is still being used as a dance?? The seamless integration of the Spanish guitar towards the end?? The swells and dips that take you perfectly through the action happening on screen but don’t overplay it so that it still stands on it’s own when you’re not watching the movie itself??? Go tf off fairy godmother goddamn

2004 was such an iconic year in film. We had Mean Girls, Princess Diaries 2, Ella Enchanted, 13 Going On 30, A Cinderella Story, The Incredibles, Shrek 2, Prisoner of Azkaban, Spiderman 2, Napoleon Dynamite, White Chicks. Like 2004 really Did That™

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I like the implication that Troy wasn’t real.

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.

bill wurtz’s videos are like a lucid dream that is also a fever dream but when i wake up I’ve learned a couple secrets of the universe i can only partially remember and also the phrase ‘nice going, genghis’

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

couples ought to be friends if not best friends. romance is not a alternate path to friendship, but an add-on to friendship. friendship with sprinkles on top.