That One Guy

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

That fuckin smile at the end

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

corporations when you use a plastic straw

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

Been a moment since I saw this. Glad it’s back on my dash when I needed it.

is is this supposed to sound *bad*?

I legit don’t see a problem with any of this. Am I supposed to be mad about…what, weed? Healthcare? Unions? Trains???

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

Not gonna lie, I read the first post and my immediate thought was “who named their kid Old Deuteronomy?”