MOVED @THAT-SPACE-KID

reasons I’m a crytpid: - only seen in blurry photographs - lots of stories about me but who knows which ones are true - usually seen at night - gay

honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️

when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.

Jem, I just got approval to do this activity with my campers later this summer.

ARE U FOR REAL!!!

adhd culture is your mom giving you an urgent mission to find something across the store, running off while whispering what she needs under your breath repeatedly, getting lost along the way, ending up in the chip aisle, and staring vacantly at them for a few minutes before shaking your head cartoon style and going full speed ahead to find the Thing Your Mom Needs

I mean, tbh power girl, I don’t blame you

We’re all gonna die because of a satanic vlogging cult operating out of a mansion