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"I find myself fond of their idiocy, starting wars and the like. Oh, the things they’ve invented, brand new ways to die- amazing. Always a good show."

She clapped her hands together once.

"Anywho, one dead body is nothing to gape at. I know plenty of people who’ve died in...

that-lady-death

"Oh, alright. These two idiots were playing with chocolate powder, got themselves locked in the vault with the chocolate, and suffocated on the crystals. Awful luck, honestly."

Sometimes she wondered about the mentality of humans, and what they were -or weren't, considering- thinking when they did these things.

#eldritchshadow #ic #a thousand ways to die references

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"I honestly think most humans are idiots. Running around like ants, thinking they control things."

She sniffed, and brushed her hair back, eyes dispassionate as she stared at the body.

"But they’re necessary idiots, I suppose."

eldritch-shadow

"Their idiocy is quite amusing sometimes, though."

He shared her dispassionate look, though his was also inquisitive. Perhaps it was that he worked with humans more than Lady Death did.

"I don’t know how necessary they are to beings like us.”

that-lady-death

"I find myself fond of their idiocy, starting wars and the like. Oh, the things they've invented, brand new ways to die- amazing. Always a good show."

She clapped her hands together once.

"Anywho, one dead body is nothing to gape at. I know plenty of people who've died in dumb ways."

#eldritchshadow #ic

that-lady-death

"Obviously, but just- the whole fish? Really? They couldn’t of been that hungry. It was scales, fins, gills. Everything was still on it."

The very image made her shudder. Disgusting.

"Can’t blame a woman for trying. Should you need anything, ask me. I’m here."

eldritch-shadow

"Certainly. Thank you."

He inspected the dead body once more. He tilted his head and frowned, intrigued.

"… You think they were an idiot?"

that-lady-death

"I honestly think most humans are idiots. Running around like ants, thinking they control things."

She sniffed, and brushed her hair back, eyes dispassionate as she stared at the body.

"But they're necessary idiots, I suppose."

#eldritchshadow #ic

cisman

support trans boys who wear make up and show interest in femininity

support trans girls who wear baggy clothes and wear their hair short

support nonbinary people who dress feminine one day and masculine the next or something in-between

DO NOT support the idea that makeup and clothing are gendered

#finally #god bless #ooc

that-lady-death

"You’re very welcome!" She moved past him carefully, then went into his kitchen, and set it down on the counter, a quiet sigh of relief escaping her.

"That’s awfully rude. I’m terribly sorry.", she made a sympathetic noise in his direction, on hand in her hip.

"Anyway, this place isn’t bad! And you’re hardly unpacked! So maybe you have the blinds closed. No big deal! You can brighten the roon another way!" She looked at the room, then at the man giving him a critical eye, and nodded.

"Some Royal Blue and Silver over here, some deep, deep Red and Gold over there- no problem!" She could practically smell a new project.

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Pitch raised an eyebrow. “I prefer the dark. And the simplicity. Thank you.” He said.

"I’m not going to be here for long. Probably around a year or so. I’m probably not going to be at home often either, so I would prefer to leave things the way they are."

He could almost sense what she was thinking. As much as he enjoyed having company, he wasn’t about to let her interfere with his choices regarding his home.

"Crafty, aren’t you? Cooking, interior decorating- a regular Martha Stewart."

that-lady-death

"Oh- oh, sorry! Sometimes I get so excited about decorating, I forget that simplicity is always nice." She grinned at him, slightly pleased. "I wouldn't say that, no. I'm only starting out, after all. Cooking, maybe, though." Now that she took a look around, the apartment did seem to fit the man. "I should.. probably be on my way. Don't wanna smother you, or anything. But come by, sometime, and tell me how the lasagna was!"

#ic #iwanttopunchthemoon

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Every single person who reblogs this will get a fic in your ask box. I’m not kidding. It will be based off of the first thing I see one your dash. But every single person will get a fic in their ask box.

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"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

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Yowch, disgusting.

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me: *entire face is red* what are u talking about i’m not embarrassed

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Since I’ve gotten to 200, I thought I’d finally do at least a little something to say thank you!

-Rules-

You must be following me in order to be selected as a winner and YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE AN RP BLOG.

Only reblogs count.

I will not be drawing...

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"My name’s Thana! Thana Grim. I heard you moved in, so I made you a casserole!"

She beamed up at him -good golly, so tall!- said casserole carefully held in her hands. “May I come in to set this down? I’d give it to you, but I’m afraid you’d burn yourself. It’s fresh out of the oven.”

She bounced on the balls of her feet, smile reaching so far that her eyes crinkled at the edges, showing that she smiled often, and frequently. Friendly woman.

"It’s so nice to meet you!"

iwanttopunchthemoon-archive

Pitch frowned, glancing down at the dish. Then he smiled at her. There was no harm in trying to make friends, even if she seemed like the only person who was interested.

"Yes, Come in. Thank you." He said quickly, taking a step away and holding the door for her.

"I suppose you must be one of the other tenants? The people on this floor have been avoiding me like the plague."

"…Can’t say I don’t understand why." He added, casting a glance over his shoulder at the gloom that was his apartment.

"Kitchen is to the left. Go ahead and set it on the counter."

that-lady-death

"You're very welcome!" She moved past him carefully, then went into his kitchen, and set it down on the counter, a quiet sigh of relief escaping her.

"That's awfully rude. I'm terribly sorry.", she made a sympathetic noise in his direction, on hand in her hip.

"Anyway, this place isn't bad! And you're hardly unpacked! So maybe you have the blinds closed. No big deal! You can brighten the roon another way!" She looked at the room, then at the man giving him a critical eye, and nodded.

"Some Royal Blue and Silver over here, some deep, deep Red and Gold over there- no problem!" She could practically smell a new project.

#ic #iwanttopunchthemoon

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You fell on your face, but I'll pick you up. ( for the ten words thing )

that-lady-death

You have ten words to impress my muse. Come and try!

"Thank… you?"

that-lady-death

She flapped a hand at him, shaking her head. “Please. I try to get out more often, but my work is never done, you know.” An apologetic shrug. “But I hear you’re a rather busy man, yourself.”

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"Quite. But as of late, I find myself kept away from my duties. The Guardians can be… pushy. To say the least. They don’t even like the thought of me going outside anymore." He grimaced. There wasn’t all that much he could do to remedy the situation.

that-lady-death

"That's awful! Gosh, is there anything I can do to help? I can't imagine having to stuck inside all day, with no fresh air or anything!" Not being able to go where she pleased would drive Thana crazy. "Maybe.. aim for adults? I mean, I know a child's fear is probably much more creative, but.. they can't get after you if you're not directly bothering the children, right?"

#ic #iwanttopunchthemoon

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"Oh my. People can be so depraved. I only just met her, after all. I don’t think I would be at all comfortable doing… this to her.”

that-lady-death

She peeked over his shoulder, eyebrows raising in amusement. “Um. very creative. Especially… that part.”, she gestured with her hand. “Certainly imaginative.”

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"Oh yes, creative is certainly a word you could use.” Pitch said. “This doesn’t lack creativity. That’s correct. Although I think some of these ‘artistic techniques’ seem rather dangerous.”

that-lady-death

"And violent. Not that I'm against being rough, but neither of us should be bleeding that much. And my hair isn't flowy.. it's wild." She sniffed, tossing.

#ic #iwanttopunchthemoon

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"What a cutie"

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Send a “What a cutie” In my inbox for my muse to be a child that your muse has to take care of

"You’re a weird lady. What do you want?" Said the young Nightmare King, raising his head indignantly in an attempt to look down upon the woman. This was a difficult gesture, as she was at least a foot or so taller than him.

that-lady-death

She only just refrained from cooing, instead smiling knowingly at the blush. She’d only gotten down so he wouldn’t feel looked down on.

"Poor dear. I know the feeling. So how about we keep each other company for a little while, hmm? Tell me, what do you usually do?"

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The child seemed to perk up at the idea of not being alone. “I read.” He said happily. “And I draw on the cave walls. It’s- kind of boring, really. Then there’s the nightmares…”

As he spoke, he began tracing his boot through the dust at his feet. “But I’m not really good at controlling the nightmares just yet.”

that-lady-death

"You will in time. You're a smart one, I can tell." She winked at him, stood up, and brushed herself off. "Why don't you show me some of your drawings, dear?"

Thana, to say the least, loves children. Precious, honest little joys, they were.

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"Oh my. People can be so depraved. I only just met her, after all. I don’t think I would be at all comfortable doing… this to her.”

that-lady-death

She peeked over his shoulder, eyebrows raising in amusement. "Um. very creative. Especially... that part.", she gestured with her hand. "Certainly imaginative."

#ic #iwanttopunchthemoon

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"What a cutie"

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Send a “What a cutie” In my inbox for my muse to be a child that your muse has to take care of

"You’re a weird lady. What do you want?" Said the young Nightmare King, raising his head indignantly in an attempt to look down upon the woman. This was a difficult gesture, as she was at least a foot or so taller than him.

that-lady-death

She pursed her lips to keep from laughing, and instead, quietly got down onto her knees so he wouldn’t have to look up at her. “My name is Thana. I just thought I might say hello to the young King.” Gosh, how did such a cute kid get such a disdainful look on his face.

Terribly adorable.

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"Thana?" Pitch said quietly, a slight blush of embarrassment crossing his features as she was forced to kneel in order to be at his level. It was hard to be menacing when he was so very small.

"I… usually don’t have company." He admitted.

that-lady-death

She only just refrained from cooing, instead smiling knowingly at the blush. She'd only gotten down so he wouldn't feel looked down on.

"Poor dear. I know the feeling. So how about we keep each other company for a little while, hmm? Tell me, what do you usually do?"

#ic #iwanttopunchthemoon

megturnies

poly ships are so fucking perfect and i wish there was more. i wish there were more fics exploring three people falling in love, or two people building a friendship and growing closer because they’re both in love with the same person. i want art and head canons and all of it. there’s so much that’s untapped because not enough people seem to want to go in that direction and it’s really sad

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