sup w/ it

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

There’s no way any of these were accidents

Hmmmmmmmm

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

I legitimately thought at first that those were baked beans and not peanuts. Which was quite the way of interpreting this.

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now