Aven Brainrot

So I was taking my lunch break and walking to my local poke bowl restaurant, and I noticed someone jogging ahead of me. He had a toned but lean build, and his hair was dyed deep purple. A glimmer in his hair kept flashing in the light, but he was too far away for me to see what it was.

So I look at him, then go on my way.

Well, I arrive at the poke bowl restaurant.

And guess who's behind the counter.

That guy.

I subtly look closer, and there's an accessory, with six golden laurels in his hair. On his name tag was a rubber duck sticker. His first name starts with a V, and his last name started with an R (wasn't exactly Veritas Ratio, but yk 😞).

So he ends up being the one who takes my order, and I'm blanking out, Ratio just incessantly repeating in my mind.

This guy notices me struggling to remember my toppings, and he replies, "You know, I teach at the university you were coming from, and I always bring some kale for my students before final exams. Crunching on it eases their nerves, and it's great brain food. How about some kale?"

So I just agree, and then luckily I recall the other toppings, and I get the bowl finished.

This guy also ends up being my cashier. And he rings it up, and as I'm getting my wallet, he shakes his head and puts some of his money in the drawer, and then winks at me.

"Good luck with your courses; you'll do great. Hope we'll see each other again soon."

And then I just leave with my poke bowl, dumbfounded.