I’m Back Bitches

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

sorry to reblog a post from like 2015, random tumblr user, but your reblog is the last one without that annoying fucking comment

im a simple woman. man girlm.man woman. i’m a simple. i’m. boy man girl

This pride month, look fruity, smell fruity

There once was a doctor named Freud

who woman preferred to a-void

bitch loved his cocaine

But he couldn't explain

Hatsune Miku vocaloid

I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it

Sometimes I wanna be heartless too but that's not who I am

Yes! Sometimes I want to be a villan so badly. I want to say whatever and do whatever and if it hurts you "oh well, I hope it hurts even more because I don't care" I want to put fear into the people who didn't care about me or how I felt. I want to make them hurt and to say the same hurtful things they said. I want to do it better than them and really make them regret not thinking before they spoke or acted. I want to do all these things and not care. But I do. I don't think I'll ever stop caring. And that's why I'll never be a true villan. It's just not for me.

more men should think with their pussies and more women should think with their cocks. what’s not clicking

“what about cis people” only talking about normal people rn. sorry

‘men’s tits’ and ‘wizard’ are now both certified genres of post on tumblr but i have yet to see anyone dare to combine the two

You knock on enough doors and eventually the devil will show you his.

his knockers? 😳

a person with a default tumblr icon will stroll onto my blog, somehow find a post i reblogged 3 years ago, with NO TAGS, like it, and then ride off into the sunset never to be seen again

Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5

not twitter users ready to come back to tumblr after elon musk bought twitter. tumblr has been healing ever since yall left, it has been calm and we can talk as much shit as we want without anyone crying about it. stay on twitter, i beg.