Fratty Daddy

outta my way, straight boy

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

lots of people talking about wanting to fuck a twink or have a twink bf and it's like...that's literally not what they're for. the true purpose of twinks is to be picked up by lesbians and used as projectile weapons. it's a symbiotic relationship

their light weight facilitates rapid deployment and with their sharp, uncushioned bones they can be absolutely deadly weapons in the right hands.

What do the twinks get out of this symbiotic relationship?

i dont think you understand. this is commensalism, not mutualism. they just get to be here

I understand. Thank you.

Honestly, nevermind the low price, if seeing doctors was this logistically easy I’d have way better health. With adhd/anxiety/depression, seeing doctors is usually just too complicated and takes too much energy to deal with.

i got diagnosed with adhd 3 years after i drew this

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.