i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

g… go back in

you’re doing great fish

NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

stop you’ll scare him

Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

o