enjoy the show, shepard?

playing blake’s route for the first time and i have decided that the only thing that will fix me mc is the nastiest, sweatiest hurt-comfort threesome with blake and seven. blood and tears, etc. the vision is crystal clear inside my mind’s eye.

okay im laughing so hard rn because this was a whole year ago and i just want it to be known that i DID in fact write this. blood & tears included!

One thing about me is that I will always be a little in love with my friends’ OCs. I am normal and can be trusted with them I promise

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press