Hello, darling ☾

I’m absolutely obsessed with the reddit side of the Tolkien fandom, in particular, this discussion regarding how Sauron fits the ring on his finger, as well as penal compensation a la Lord Farqaud style

i learned of Dmitry Argarkov who scanned a credit card agreement, edited it, and returned it with a 0% interest rate and no limit in the new terms. The bank signed and approved without reading and a judge held them to it (x)

Do you have skeletons in your closet?

My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

#yahoo answers really was a load bearing website huh

english is not my first language what is a chode?

The signs as signs

Getting a chance in this new article to talk about something I think about too often: Disney World is, literally, by definition, a dictatorship