whym i laughso hard

*wii sports resort guy voice* NICE BULGE

Fair point

You forgot the T. Rex

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

I already solved it

the beer

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online. 

well, now I know what my next show will be on Prime...

Also: the offer of “We’ll accept the least objectionable of you as family-friendly in exchange for helping us reduce the rest of your community to marginalized, maligned perverts again” is 1) an exhortation to betray most of the people who got you social acceptance and legal rights, and 2) a trap, because guess what’s gonna happen if we’re gone and they don’t need you any more.

....................memaw’s cheese tiddies