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DJ blow my toilet up

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

Dogs do not show pain. There are dead in nature if they show it. One way to know if your dog is suffering. Muscels in his back are strained and his biting his teeth

actually if you look into its eyes you’ll see that my dog loves existing. it isn’t biting its teeth, it’s saying “Thank you Creator” and “Creator, I could take more. Go further.” the reason I know this is because I understand dog medicine better than you. but that’s not a reason to be embarrassed.

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

what did they put in pasta

Red 40

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

Paddington needs to be in a zoo

he needs to be left in an industrial processor overnight. then when our "tuna" begins to taste faintly of marmalade.. 👀 hmm. we will know