Full-Time Dumbass

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

*showtunes voice* i’ll keep it a hundred, i’ll keep it a buck! i’ll get my shit slurped on, i’ll get my shit sucked!

This is just Richard Cheese

listen i just read your bio and no one who is "covered in the blood of gods long dead", "tearing into divine flesh", and "devouring holy dread" should know about any type of fella named dick cheese

take off your watch and smell your stinky wrist

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

his namE IS BOOF???

i don't think i've ever seen team rocket denounce the evils of truth and love. i feel like they mainly just try and fail to steal a child's pikachu. they do kind of extend their reach to the stars above tho. like, once per episode.