the unbearable weight of massive tits

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

there are 1 trillion people in the notes of this post saying "yeah! i mean i hate kids but they should have rights!" you hate kids? you mean you hate all members of an oppressed group solely for their membership in this group? right. why do you hate them? because they can't take care of themselves and need help? because they don't understand social norms and can be "annoying" and disrespect boundaries as a result? because they can be messy? because they don't understand things in the same way as you do? that's awesome. how do you feel about disabled people btw

this website is literally addicted to smugly saying "both things can be true" instead of developing an informed opinion on which of two mutually contradictory positions is in fact defensible

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain