the freak has escaped the leash

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

Can i kidnap like 6 of you and start a weird forced nuclear family

The best kinds of kinks/fetishes are the ones that make you feel uncomfortable and disgusting for being into

rape me to the sound of the tv reporter declaring me a missing person

pregnancy would be much hotter if it didnt result in babies. i think you should be able to knock someone up and they get bigger/milkier/etc but then nothing happens

This is why monsterpreg is where it's at. After you heave the enormous thing out under a full moon, it'll rise, steaming, unsteady on its awful, spindly legs, screech into the sky and gallop away into the night and that's the last you'll see of it apart from those nights where it stares at you through your window.

“play dead” as a sex command

testosterone is fucking awesome. wdym im hard AND wet rn. i can hump things like a mutt til my cunt gets wet n then use that as lube to jerk off my dick ??? transsexuals are angels.

"[Insert kink] it's weird and just because it's two consenting adults it doesn't mean it's okay" Are you listening to yourself rn

Being an insane sex pervert is fun until it hits that what turns me on is actually what turns me on and I am like fucked in the head for real

You're not as kink positive as you think you are if you view subs and doms differently when they're talking about their desires. You're not as kink positive as you think you are if you look at a person saying "I want to be choked" as okay, but you get uncomfortable with someone saying "I want to choke my partner."

even if it is piss, you're gonna tell me making her cum so hard she makes a mess of herself isn't on your list of "things I'd love to do to her"? Lame.