uhhh

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

gender is a performance and baby I'm an amateur community theatre enthusiast

what a beautiful horrible thing to feel so much

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

I have yet to find an edible that doesn't have an aftertaste reminiscent of sin

you're telling me a top did this surgery?

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

y'all aren't gonna believe what your 40s are for.

transgender sex?

transgender sex.

(important to note: the postcard includes a chemical formula pasted next to the message. the chemical is testosterone.)

I'd commit murder for a pickle

jesus christ. they invented weed you can smoke.

wanna be sleepy heads together