Aikawa deserved better

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

God everything fucking sucks. If one more thing in my life goes wrong im gonna [Remembers suicide jokes are bad] I'm going to. To. Tooooo Neeeaaaoooowww [Making airplane noises] [Moves my hand around mimicking an airplane] Weeeeeaaaaaaoooooowwwww [Crashes airplane directly into wall and punches my hand through it and breaks all bones in my hand] PSHHHHHH BOOOOOMMMMMM BHAAAAAHHH [Explosion] WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO [Sirens] [Emergency alert] ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

youre pissing me off