Anything that can go wrong will go wrong

me: oh, sweet! i’m already looking forward to it!

cd projekt red: and here’s keanu reeves.

me:

Perfectionism leaves you paralyzed, waiting for the perfect conditions so you know it’s safe to act. Unfortunately, if you’re waiting for the perfect conditions, you may wait for the rest of your life.

My last name is culturally important to me

His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it

I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it

I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage

I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference

I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement

Ryder: SAM, play…Immigrant Song.

Liam: Pfft, fuckin’ A, Ryder.

Ryder and Liam; *screaming* AAAAaaAAAH!

Jaal: WHAT IS THIS? ….I like it. 

*Ryder slams Nomad into Kett*

Mass Effect Annihilation Releases, Dives into Quarian Ark

…And they called it all not Keelah Se'lai, the old quarian phrase that meant “by the homeworld I hope to see one day,” but Keelah Si'yah. “By the homeworld I hope to find one day.”

Mass Effect: Annihilation, the third official tie-in novel to Mass Effect: Andromeda, releases today after a 5 month delay. Written by Catherynne M. Valente, the story reveals the truth into the Quarian ark that was hinted during the events of Andromeda.

The Quarian ark Keelah Si'yah sails toward the Andromeda galaxy, carrying 20,000 colonists from sundry races including the drell, the elcor, and the batarians. Thirty years from their destination, a routine check reveals drell lying dead in their pods, and a deadly pathogen on board. Soon, the disease is jumping species, and it quickly becomes clear that this is no accident. It’s murder, and the perpetrator is still on board.