Drawing Overwatch Interactions - Episode 05: "Do Not Lie, Archer"

When Overwatch 2 launched last October, it was framed by Blizzard as a PvP-only early access preview of a game which would eventually include a substantial PvE campaign, to be added in a later patch.

Today, Blizzard's representatives admitted not only that the PvE campaign mode has been scrapped, but that the internal decision to do so was made in late 2021 – meaning they'd been knowingly lying about the game's planned feature set for nearly a year at the time of the October 2022 early access launch.

- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do

- he gives them his actual license and hopes

- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut

Police Officer: can I see your license?

Superman: *quietly freaking out bcos there's no way this is going to end well*

Batman: of course *hands them his The Batman license*

Superman: ???

*after they drive on*

Superman: you have a fake license that lists your name as The Batman??

Batman: of course not.

Batman: it's a completely legal license. why? would you like me to arrange for you to get one?

Superman: I