easy!! !you just squint!

kind of lame that graffiti is considered vandalism, while advertisements being forcefully beamed into my eyes via every inch of visible wall, road, and social media feed isn’t

My snout seems to exist only to get in the way of sleeping on my stomach and also to fill with mucus and snot on the off chance I happen to breathe in a stray germ. My immune system does not have the same can-do gumption my attitude has gleaned.

I know it’s hard to read him with that congested nose of his so I’ll translate: he walked in the rain and now he’s got a cold.

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

"i'm not touching anything right now" small talk on the international space station