how do I make the text bigger on my phone

STILL sniffly.

I have so many good photographs of max. He only looks like a piece of betrodden roadkill in them sometimes.

You're all only safe for so long before I break out the wedding albums again

This morning I woke up and coughed up something that was the size of Max's freakishly enlargened head but now I seem to be completely healthy

My snout seems to exist only to get in the way of sleeping on my stomach and also to fill with mucus and snot on the off chance I happen to breathe in a stray germ. My immune system does not have the same can-do gumption my attitude has gleaned.

Melancholy yet again

All things considered I think my life has been somewhat normal recently.

Just googled my own name. Big mistake, everyone! Would highly recommend NOT doing that.

I don't actually remember what the hell max was doing the whole time we were in school. Being popular with the girls I suppose despite his best efforts to the contrary and complete lack of interest

One time in highschool i dated a girl and she dumped me because she found out her mom was allergic to dogs. My psyche took weeks to recover. Max had to feed me pop tarts by crumbling them up and dropping them into my mouth. I was catatonic with heartbreak.

I should grow a mustache