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i cannot imagine the patience this man must have
i have not caught every zuma moment but we are still on set 9 it’s been so long i could not play these same levels over and over again like this. sam has the patience of a fucking saint
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mister sam hounddogtracks would not make me listen to the beatles so he is spared. the rest of the men in this fuck are on thin ice
IT'S MONSTER TRUCK WEEKEND!!! HAPPENING EVERY SUNDAY!!!!
I'm back from my funeral bender and what do I see but SAM, DISRINCTLY NOT ZUMAING. THAT'S SICK. HE'S SICK IN THE HEAD.
Saw Max I MEAN SAMat the end of the hallway and my ears are still ringing! :D I could see his uvula shaking liek a baby
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Assumption: you know who took my slippers .
They're supposed to be anonymous, Max
I MEAN SAM.
ivy : )
ivy : what are your muse’s views on marriage ? do they believe it is something strictly for love , or an institution rooted in business & social benefits ? do they desire or have they desired to be married ?
when sam and max first tossed around the idea of getting married, they were about college age. max lied to himself and thought it was just for tax reasons. really, that's how he saw it for basically everyone.
needless to say romance really bit him in the ass and now he's fully convinced he and sam are the only loving marriage on this godforsaken earth. every time they renew their vows it's like a sucker punch of adoration and he always gets so excited for the part where the guns come out and interrupt everything!!! (second favorite part is switching out who gets which surname.)
every reception is ten times more fun than the boring weddings he'd get dragged to as a kid. plus: no overbearing family!!! just the family he likes!
so taxes are moreso the frosting on their silly union cake.
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