#Certified Mindless Goon

i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion. 

the best way to avoid corona virus is to have an outfit that slaps so hard that everyone gives you one full meter of awed and respectful distance 

Should the plague strike, simply retreat to your country manor. 

BUT RECALL, Esteem’d Ancestress, that French Plagues do remain in those Persons they beleaguer, whether you leave them to the Ton or spirit them Away with you.

Perhaps you ought occupy yourself with your gout, rather than with words of advice. 

what in the fuck am I looking at

art

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

did you mean horny

i would love to study you

i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately

can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly