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So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:

In the url bar, type in about:config

It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.

One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:

browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.

The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.

Edit: This wildly broke containment for a post that was supposed to be me basically ranting and grumbling like an old man on my porch to my homies. If I’ve inspired you to follow through with this, peachy. That was mildly intended. Better yet, I hope I’ve spurred a buncha you on to do your own bit of digging and research.

Free users can skip songs but only 5 per hour iirc, they also tried to do this thing where you could only view the lyrics of a song (on mobile only this was a mobile only problem) 3 times a MONTH but then everyone absolutely slaughtered them over it so they rolled it back

Unfortunately theres not a whole lotta alternatives, Pandora has a really small pool of music I dont think they've updated that thing in like a decade, YT Music/YT in general is, well, y'know.

A lot of artists will have their music on Bandcamp, often very reasonably priced or even free. This should generally be your first place to look.

Youtube is a great place to find both very popular and somewhat rare music. A lot of preservationists use youtube to distribute the music they're trying to preserve. Pretty much anything that's ever made it to radio will also be here, often multiple times. You can download and convert the files.

The Internet Archive is another good place to find art rescued from death by media preservationists, including music. Many preservationists will keep active torrents of their collections here to circulate the tapes.

If you still own a device capable of playing CDs, physical music shops still exist. Shocking but true. You can find instructions for ripping and digitising CDs and tapes online. (If you still own CDs or tapes, you should do this as a backup, because they don't last forever.)

Check if your favourite artist has a website where they will sell you music directly. Many do, or will at least link to somewhere that you can get the music.

There's always the high seas, which I won't link for obvious reasons.