Scatterbrain with a Lasgun

The Sister of Battle

Sister Scarlet Fenria, working under orders from Inquisition arrived at the dusty backwater where our story takes place in command of the expeditionary force to ascertain the planet’s worth and what heresy undoubtedly plagued. Shortly after her ship’s arrival, a Space Hulk entered the system, infested with filthy Ork xenos that immediately besieged the dustball after the tangled mass of ships destroyed the planet’s moon. Almost immediately after making planetfall she came across the remains of an Imperial dropship and the slightly burned but quite alive Nicodemus Havelock. 

The Aspiring Guardsman

Nicodemus Havelock grew up on a miserable backwater not dissimilar to the Australian Outback, spending most of his time in the wilderness and avoiding the majority of people on basic principle--happens when you live on a world of dangerous relics, cannibalistic mutants, and unforgiving wilds--becoming a well-known guide and tracker, which he excelled at due to minor mutations that allowed him to withstand the harsh elements and endowed him with the strength of a Space Marine. On one of his many aimless treks he found a downed Valkyrie partially swallowed by the dunes and was able to recover from it a set of IG flak armor as well as a M36 Lasgun. From the little information he could scrounge he learned of the Imperium of Man and thought to himself: “I’d like to join something like that!” 

I felt like posting something Star Wars because I’m watching the movies and other media--and you know what? It’s just as good as the first time I watched them all those years ago.

MY COMRADES! I HAVE RETURNED!

Yes! After months of training I have returned as a soldier and I am once more ready to enjoy spending my down time with you merry bunch of misfits that I so dearly missed.