Recyclable.

More than 60 countries in the world annually celebrate getting rid of the British.

Jared Leto: real eyes realize real lies Director: is he.. the joker…?

this just in: professional genealogists fundamentally misunderstand parentage, completely and totally ignore women, are schooled by 13yo girl

Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in time could kill everyone.

@allieinarden Black Death theory.

#Reason 27 why time travel is a Very Bad Idea

I was gonna make a post that said “the ophiucus zodiac thing is a hoax that circulates every few years and even if it held any water, it would not affect western zodiac” but I see a lot of people who are very upset to find that they’re geminis now and you know what? im gonna hold off so you can all think about the negativity you’ve put out into the world

I’m just really tired of people treating wrong pronoun use (on its own) as the main form of trans oppression

@hierophant-pink

If you havent found that partner of yours, talk to me! 💜

Inbox me m8

When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe