I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

listening to a nine inch nails song and getting really scared when it gets quiet because that's when he attacks

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

Ringo is the shortest because when they were all younglings the other Beatles identified him as the runt and shut him out of the feeding trough, thus depriving him of vital nutrients during his crucial development years

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

I hate her but I also can't stop thinking about her