[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

What is hava

Hava niceday

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term "furry" and people would ask "a/s/f/o" which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with "I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you" and every single time they would immediately disconnect

chat is it ok if i never forgive him