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My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

Sup, my Booma

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

S L U R?????

Where can i find these shirts??

I found some here!

I dont care about anyone not liking me you bitches barely like yourselves

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

British people, apparently

This is the wholesome shit I’m here for

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

Seinfeld episode today: Elaine gets fired for not watching Game of Thrones. Kramer becomes a famous webcam model. George likes a trans woman and doesn’t know how to deal with it. Jerry’s crush is mad at him because he bought a pure breed dog instead of adopting a rescue dog

being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

please tell your dog that i adore them and they’re perfect

PULL THE LEVER, HUX!