fix the weird fucker i was born to die as

Combo 12

This is so much weirder than I was expecting, and not in any of the ways I was expecting. It’s a mess of dozens of individual ideas, none of which seem to be explained in any meaningful detail. Also none of the ideas reference the figure numbers directly, so you’re just left to guess.

Here’s a few highlights:

That’s just basic steering that rockets use.

This is nothing; just regular energy drink junk. “Super Creatine” was shown to be no more effective than regular creatine, and Carnipure is just a patented brand of carnitine.

“We heard you like windmills, so we put windmills on your windmills so you can windmill while you windmill.”

In all seriousness, this is also largely ineffective, at least on larger windmills, as the addition of extra generators would decrease the efficiency of the main one.

Literally just surveillance state insanity.

It can even be sticky.

I think this is what Figure 5 is supposed to be

I do appreciate the inclusiveness, although some of these aren’t genders.

I really love this character ~

Burt feels calm and balanced

I also have a headcanon that he has hearing problems, which is why he will have to wear headphones to suppress extra irritating sounds.