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Not to mention the disappointed and disgusted family members when they find out their kid got sorted into Slytherin. Imagine being the only Slytherin in your family.

Slytherins having group therapy in the common room, the older Slytherins comforting the first years, Slytherins looking out for each other, Slytherins sticking together as they try to remove the evil stigma from their house

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

college

Modern art

Zombies banging

Dont fucking hurt my heart like that ever again.

FUCK THIS PICTURE SET!!!

THIS FUCKING CAT DID THAT ON PURPOSE

I need to go lay down. Jesus.

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

Oh I’d have kicked his ass if he hadn’t been my friend lol

Also, it’s really obvious that all of these scenes are staged, just because of how deliberate the reactions are.  With the exception of him picketing the Westboros, but other than that, it’s really clear that these are small performances done with the permission of the participants.

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

When I took human anatomy, all the boys were *thrilled* to hold the breast implants, but when the professor brought out the jar of preserved penises we had no male volunteers to handle them. THEN she brought out the penis that had been dissected to show the different canals (it split into three more-or-less even sized pieces) and I think 3 boys went straight down like a sack of potatoes. Several more followed when she started pulling it apart and holding it up for the whole class to see. It was like that scene in Dracula Dead and Loving it where Mel Brooks is trying to gross out the med interns. Like, literally. It was hilarious. Bonus: my anatomy professor (who is a woman) informed me that she had not once, in her 20 years of teaching the class, had a female fainter. Women are hardcore.

Is it time for this again?

you bet your sweet ass it is

I’m so glad it’s Steve Rogers Appreciation Day. Happy birthday, you angry peach.