Magnet to Madness

When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been  pit  faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

me in quarantine

upsasuke

what the FUCK is upsasuke

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash

no suicidal shit but I wish I was dead

Can you imagine some huge tattooed guy showing up at your job and you think he’s gonna beat the shit out of you but instead he tells all of your coworkers that your kid’s an asshole

That would be even worse actually

“My dad can beat up your dad” mercenaries.

peak obi wan is when he still argues with anakin while anakin’s currently burning to death

peak anakin is when he still argues with obi wan while currently being on fire