An Incomprehensible Mess

a goddamn calrissian. who, like their father before them just shows up and is crazy awesome. like, imagine landos fly ass daughter who rocks up with a blaster and has a million and one embarrassing stories about kylo ren that she uses to taunt him in a fight. who flirts with rey and finn and is frenemies with poe and is just the best.

“They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon…”

The Department of Unexpected Interspecies Friendship is seriously considering setting up a permanent satellite office in Japan. Their latest discovery is an inseparable pair made up of one Scottish Fold Kitten named Marimo and a Little Owl named Fuku. That’s right friends, these two are the makings of a real-life version of “The Owl and the Pussycat.”

This adorable pair live together at Hukulou Coffee, an owl-themed cafe in Osaka, Japan, along with a few more owls and sometimes a bunny friend too. They hang out on perches together looking cute as can be. But the best times are the cuddly shared naps and goodnight kisses:

Head over to the Hukulou Coffee Twitter feed for more photos of this awesomely sweet pair of furred and feathered friends.

The best part is how, after this paragraph where he envisions her to be like a housewife from Ye Olden Times with no personal freedom or drive who is totally reliant on her husband, he reflects on how “there was something deeply comforting about this image of her.”

onlyblackgirl:

justyouraveragedesi:

You can’t wear skirts that are too short. You can’t wear skirts that are too long.

Let’s just stop wearing clothes.

Wtf does that even mean?? Too long? Are the school boys going to get too turned off?

What the fucking shitty ass hell or wtfsah.

Apparently it was deemed indicative of religious affiliation? If a non-Muslim girl had been wearing it, it would have been called boho chic.