sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

I hope everyone who works in retail has an easy day today, has to deal with minimal obnoxious customers, meets a nice old couple that says “oh thank you dear!!”, gets a lovely and refreshing break, gets along with their coworkers…… I just want y'all to have a good day you deserve it

When people say “this is actually a good thing I am so smart” I want them to realize that the govt isn’t killing buzzfeed “reporters”, they’re killing reporters who are talking about government corruption and investigating powerful elites you fucking dummies

I fought the mobile version to find this post after seeing it in the comments

I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner

the mood for 2019

an electric toothbrush

For the love of god turn the sound on

Christian didn’t just have a problem with understanding how to dress plus-size women. He had an attitude about it. It was the “woman off the street” episode of that season, except it was actually prom dresses for teenagers, and Christian ended up with a short, heavy-set black girl. And Tim read him the riot act over it, because Christian was talented enough to produce something better than he did that episode. He almost got eliminated for that, and then in the model selection for the final show, he was picking the tallest, skinniest girls who came in. For a plus-size girl like me, watching him win was pretty disheartening. But then at some point, he started understanding. This transformation has been remarkable. And yeah, it’s a shrewd business decision for him, but he also seems to get that it’s a problem in his industry which he can take a part in rectifying. Essentially, A++ character growth for Mr. Siriano.

this post radiates unfathomable amounts of dark energy

this post is contemporary Lovecraft