Your Daily Dose Of Comedy*

The reason why men so often think women are flirting with them is due to societal norms. Guy friends aren’t very affectionate towards each other like girl friends often tend to be, thus a girl’s affection comes of as flirting to a man.

Getting laid and getting off are both amazing but getting laid off sucks

Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can make all the logical moves you want, but at some point the pigeon is gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

Why is she holding it like a wand

Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.

I don’t care what this is but I’d love some context