Stay Happy There

*organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf

i’m made of stardust and self loathing

name a more iconic duo than straight girl’s lesbophobia and fetishization of gay men…. i’ll wait

Straight boy’s gayphobia and fetishization of lesbians

what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

answer the question grave robber

Me for the next 35 days

“You’re so laid back and chill” it’s depression, my dude

*is at the movies with  a hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around them* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front*