it's been 84 years

Trickle down therapy, when one person in your friend group is able to get therapy, and teaches the rest of the group some of the strategies they have learned

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my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

Biology be like "time for crab"

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

I hope this e-mail finds you in another part of the world

I hope this e-mail finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile

I hope this e-mail finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

i hate it when i find ancient tomes in grandmas attic and when i recite the latin i turn into a little frog who has to jump from key to key on my laptop computer in order to post online

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight